I did not award myself a smooth operator badge (stored mentally) for the most recent bicycle loop, although I did give myself an honorary E for Effort i.e. Energy (E/acc).
I went for longer than usual: instead of boarding the Orange Line at the Sellwood station (my usual routine), I kept going along Springwater Corridor along Johnson Creek to the Flavel station next to I-205, where I caught the Green Line to Gateway, where I transferred to Blue.
Shades of training for S2P (Seattle to Portland) — that was my old cycling route, or at least half of it (I’d continue north and return home across the base of Mt. Tabor — more recently I stay on Division, newly paved and with a bike lane added).
So why not a smooth operator badge? Because after I caught the Blue Line to downtown (going over the Steel), I switched to the Orange (southbound) at Pioneer Square, and left my bike helmet in the seat next to mine. That’s why.
I could visualize said helmet continuing without me, all the way to Hillsboro. Would it end up in Lost and Found? I’ve had good luck with that at least once before.
This time I had the presence of mind to proactively phone the L&F number, to explain about my helmet, leaving my name (they already had my number, using caller ID). Maybe someone at the end of the line checks all the cars? Probably not routinely.
And now, a day later, I’m even questioning if I left the helmet on the Blue Line or the Green. I only discovered it was missing while awaiting the Orange. Did I take it off after Flavel and leave it at Gateway? Memory fades. Sometimes too fast.
On the brighter side, I have a second, backup helmet just like this one I’ve lost, with a “Bob” Dobbs sticker on the back. The straps may need some adjustment, but I’m confident it’ll work fine. I plan to continue doing loops without investing in a new helmet. I’m trying to save my pennies. Property tax is coming up.
On my way through Sellwood on Linn, I stopped at the substation to take a selfie and show off my new Esoterica T-shirt. I’ve learned quite a bit from Professor Sledge, the channel’s anchor, and still hope to learn more. I’m into esoterica. He’s pretty generous with his scholarship. I’m happy to tag myself his fan.













