Escorting older MVPs around may mean doing something other than scary rides at Waterfront Village (what they're calling it this year) or Oaks Park. Today, for example, twas the roses at Lloyd Center we visited, also the DMV.
Lloyd Center was "capitalism's answer to communism" according to then VP Richard Nixon (I wasn't tracking at the time, found out later this was the answer).
Now that Russians are playing the game of global investments, snapping up low-priced stocks 'n stuff (lots of petrodollars), we could say that "using one's head" (a root meaning of CAP-ital) does indeed have its advantages.