Friday, July 31, 2009

Toga Party!

In this game your goal is to "vanquish the heathen" using combat forces. You have overwhelming superiority plus you're doing it for their own good, saving orphans in the process.

Your "feeling good about it" index goes ever higher as you wipe out their villages (lots of realism around corpses). Use flame throwers, rebranded napalm... yes, ripping off from Fallujah, the already popular arcade game.

Then, once the field is clear, you set up these big tents for what we call Toga Parties. You get to use all the same drugs you were "controlling" during combat phase, get naked etc. The vomitorium is to the left, liposuction to the right.

Rated TV-MA for sex, drugs, violence, rock & roll.