Smartphones are so smart these days they're going senile. Leave it to our really smart devices to start showing the same symptoms of aging as we do. Or is it aging? The ability to pile up cruft, creating fruitless entanglements, is an ability we have at any age. The solution: a reboot at some level, or upgrade to the next smartphone.
However, upgrades are expensive especially when not per plan, so in the interim, a new profession, that of psychotherapist for those breaking up with their phones and needing to fall in love again.
Clearly I'm likely thinking of some more specific experience, such as my Razr flagging under the weight of Aviate or whatever it is. I'm not wanting to point fingers, or engage in a battle of hardware (Motorola) versus software people. I'm simply confirming that I'd be eligible for a visit to said shrink, were insurance (through Verizon?) to cover it.
Actually Aviate expanded my horizons quite a bit in that checking in on Facebook, as a way of adding to "the chronofile" (generic word for personal timeline and/or profile -- inheriting from RBF's lexicon) became that much more convenient that I'd do it just for fun.
I checked in from Union Station, Tabor Cafe, Hophouse on Hawthorne, Lucky Lab (right?) and many others. If James Joyce had had Swarm in Dublin, what might he have done with it?
When your smartphone starts spouting Finnegans Wake in response to your Asking Google or whomever you speak with, that's probably a sign you're ready for that upgrade, or some therapy.